1. Stop drinking my milk.
2. When doing the dishes you should actually wash all dishes in the sink. (Hint: there should not be any dishes left in the sink when done.)
3. Stop bitching about it being cold I get it.
4. Stop bitching about your new job cuz seriously know one cares.
5. Well there is no #5 but you are seriously getting on my nerves this week.
Your very annoyed roommate :/